Welcome
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Trained Captains
Our captains have extensive training and have to pass regular drinking tests.
Complete discretion
All information about you or your destination (especially what happens at code hearings) is kept completely confidential.
A variety of characters
From annoying to delightful, we have a personality for every occasion.
Available to conference on short notice
I mean, Skelly is bored – just ask.
Our members
Our members can out drink you at any time. And don't get us started on code, ye will walk the plank!!
An unforgettable evening
Experience an evening of unrivaled comradery with friends – it’s all up to you.
Large hats are an option, but cool
We offer a wide range of embarrassing situations to suit any need you may have.
